Jonathan Mullins
10 February 2026
Apples are good, I like apples. I do not like them as much as pears, or raspberries, but I still like apples. Apples are a very versatile fruit, you can do a whole lot with them, like making a pie, making apple sauce, fried apples and porkchops, eating them whole or chopped, chucking them at the strange creatures that show up in your room in the middle of the night, you can even dress them up if you are really bored, but I doubt anyone is ever that bored.
Apples are good, I like apples. I do not like them as much as pears, or raspberries, but I still like apples. Apples are a very versatile fruit, you can do a whole lot with them, like making a pie, making apple sauce, fried apples and porkchops, eating them whole or chopped, chucking them at the strange creatures that show up in your room in the middle of the night, you can even dress them up if you are really bored, but I doubt anyone is ever that bored.
Apples are good, I like apples. I do not like them as much as pears, or raspberries, but I still like apples. Apples are a very versatile fruit, you can do a whole lot with them, like making a pie, making apple sauce, fried apples and porkchops, eating them whole or chopped, chucking them at the strange creatures that show up in your room in the middle of the night, you can even dress them up if you are really bored, but I doubt anyone is ever that bored.